luvasianpuss: My step-mother asked me if I wanted to play a game of tennis with her but said that she was very good @ it and to take it easy on her.
She ended up winning in straight sets as she had conveniently I think for my benefit, forgotten to wear her bra.
I was losing easy points here and there as there were so many things bouncing around on the court, I couldn’t keep my eye on the ball.